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Bacon Osmosis

By catie and adriane on March 25, 2011

This night is really turning into a lovely evening and I think I'll always remember it fondly, however if you don't believe in reverse osmosis and you never go back to the lodge again I will panic! I love you but you really smell. Go bathe and lotion yourself to death so that you and your sweet sweet bod will be shiny and flacidly ready for me. You better prepare yourself for this cause that is what I want. I think you will need to bang around your basement to wake the osmosis from its sleeping. Bring me home bacon.