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Fred's Mistakes

By Emanoodler and Ninihead56 on May 2, 2012

Have you ever wondered how fruits and vegetables communicate? Well, they use the holes in their skin to speak to other foods. Only food can hear them—not humans.

"Let's not get eaten," a juicy, crunchy piece of bacon whines. "I have a family to take care of."

A tomato by the name of Fred laughs. "No one can resist bacon."

Even though bacon is the one most people can't resist, Fred was the only one that needed to worry.

Poor Fred.

I guess you learned your lesson—never pick on may regret it for a long time.