Battle

By alittlebitdarkorange and smname on February 2, 2004

Eleven cold years, and Montgomery hadn't forgotten.

Crackers McWafer knocked on Monty's door. "Go with your dead wife, straight back to the firey lands," Crackers screamed lung-canceringly.

"Oh, God," Monty thought.

The moment exploded in a moment. Glass eyeballs flew through the air towards the hairy dead woman as Crackers attacked with brutal telepathic force and ninja feet.

After 26 minutes the two warriors left because dusk was imminent and they were in need of proper Guidance.

"How long have you been hiding those glass eyeballs?" Monty asked.

Suddenly, God looked down upon his creations and said, "Women ruin everything."