Catching Up With Mr. Jones

By smname and bluesprinkles on February 4, 2004

James Earl Jones was walking along the avenue with his puppy, Jones Earl James, when suddenly two gigantic gorillas hopped over the fence and kidnapped him. They took him back to the jungle where they built a shrine for Jones Earl James.

Huddling in a pile of tree bark and fungus, James Earl Jones and Jones Earl James and their captors had themselves a fungus-sandwich eating contest. "YUM!!" Said one of the giant Gorillas, "these sandwiches are fricking AWESOME!" James Earl Jones and Jones Earl James agreed that they were fricking AWESOME!

Then the apes let them return to shopping.