By alittlebitdarkorange and catie on June 2, 2007

Five round turkeys wobbled back towards the den. As they got close a giant bowl headed down the sunlit path, full to the brim with deliciously gooey franzbrochen.

"Ahhhhhh! I would fly to that pastry if I weren't so round and my belly was not dragging in mud!" said Squaker, the roundest draggiest turkey.

"Ahhhhhh!" echoed the other turkeys. "But you LOVE franzbrochen!"

"You have no honor to refuse my German diet!" shouted Squaker.

"ENOUGH!" yelled the bowl. "I am very disappointed and delicious and gooey and not forgiving!" With that, it picked up all the turkeys and ate them!