White Boys

By alittlebitdarkorange and bluesprinkles on March 7, 2004

Josephus skipped his history class and skipped his way to the zoo. First he bought three ice cream tigers, and one gumdrop toucan.

Bouncing into the place where you look at the polar fishies and swimming bears, Josephus licked his tiger twice and chomped his toucan contentedly."

"Yum," said the old white man who stared from the corner. "Give me a tiger."

Josephus laughed and walked awkwardly to the exit. "You will NOT get your treat from THIS small Catholic boy's fingers." He crammed the remaining tigers into his pants and fed the toucan to the polar fishies.

White boys.