Mountains of Edibles

By alittlebitdarkorange and bluesprinkles on November 5, 2004

"Thank you for the enormous carrots and parakeet food," said Bilbosh the giant bunny like parakeet, as mountains of edibles poured onto his front lawn.

The sales horse whinnied and drove away with a grin and a secret. What Bilbosh didn't know was that the carrots had been seasoned with chocolate death poison acid sprinkles.

But what the carrots didn't know was that Bilbosh had already spent years fattening himself up on other goodies, and was not interested in noshing. His plan actually consisted of arranging pesky houseflies into rows, and stabbing their noses with carroty flashes of sweet JESUS.