Jelly and Horseradish

By alittlebitdarkorange and bluesprinkles on October 1, 2004

When Dorothy leaped into the vat of jelly, the villagers rejoiced and sang all night. Afterwards, they forgot about her and she cried until dawn.

The next day, Dorothy exploded.

The town gathered all of the entrails and made a decorative gooey piñata just for the hell of it.

This made Pedro very hungry, so he grabbed his fork and knife and dug a hole in the ground and speared a gopher and then smeared drippy horseradish all over its tiny toes. The smell of Dorothy wafted over, and Pedro's nostrils exploded with orgasm. He never tasted better gopher toes.