The Mighty Earthqua-sizer

By bluesprinkles and smname on February 15, 2004

Now Fred and James could see how their actions led to such terrible earthquakes. When they had begun they never expected earthquakes. But times had changed.

Fred sat and pondered how earthquakes were resulting from their invention: The Mighty Earthqua-sizer. He stood on a beach, looking out at the earthquakes, pondering. "What a mess this is," he said to James. "I SUCK." "Yeah, you do," agreed James.

Out of nowhere, a giant cow appeared. "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO," Fred called bovinely. The cow paid James the reparations which covered the earthquake induced destruction. "YOUR INVENTION IS DOOMED, " the cow mooed.

James said, "Crap."