Food Bites

By alittlebitdarkorange and bluesprinkles on August 26, 2004

"Cheese and crackers!" called Franco to the busy Himalayan mountainside. It was too hot for selling snacks on that summer morning, but Franco needed a new mule to roam the countryside and spread happiness in the form of cheesy treats. None of the villagers or their cats were especially interested, so Franco threw a pointy cracker at the fattest cat.

"EAT THIS TASTY FOOD BITE" he yelled with furious deliciousness. The cat began to chomp the cracker but it tasted like feet so the cat ate Franco instead. The villagers rejoiced and later enjoyed a feast of fat cat struedel.