Italian Food

By alittlebitdarkorange and bluesprinkles on August 25, 2009

"Today was quite unusual," thought Marcus as he dunked another baby into the vat of thick marinara and licked his lips. The baby squealed with delight as its toes began to melt away with the pleasant sensation, but Marcus punched it in the fat face and kept plunging it deeper and deeper into the hot gurgling sauce until it drowned.

Marcus's favorite after dinner snack was Italian spiced baby and meatballs made from more babies. He normally ate them with puppy but today all he could scrounge was some stale bunny which needed seasoning.

Yes, today was quite unusual indeed.