Wikipedia Stub on Monkey Revolt

By catie and alittlebitdarkorange on November 4, 2009

Millions upon millions of monkeys once ran the New World. It would have worked fine except whenever a banana came into the picture the chief monkey would order his parliament to destroy it before anyone else heard about it. As a result, all monkeys became emaciated and vicious and delusional. This trend led to the proletariat revolt of 1844 (in terms of monkey lord). The last bloody battle was to determine the fate of humans and their place in the balance of power. It didn't ever end and still continues today in remote banana-y regions of Southern and Eastern Canada.