Dangers of the UCC

By alittlebitdarkorange and catie on November 4, 2009

Stars make some people anxious but others are more relaxed about their glitter so they light incense while praying to the 'gods astral'. I don't care about any cosmic tomfoolery like that. Instead, my obsession lies in Underground Curling Competitions.

The most interesting part of illegal UCC events is that most participants neglect to even learn the rules! But that doesn't matter because really it is so dark down there that no one even knows what happens amidst the sweaty toiling bodies of curlers.

Unfortunately, I have lost my right arm and won't be able to participate any time soon.