By alittlebitdarkorange and catie on November 4, 2009

Squitzerland is an enemy of Switzerland. It has a big army of octopi employed by coercion which means that any time now, the intelligent beasts will probably ally with the pansies in the Alps.

When inky spears find their way into Switzerland, you must remember that wise Swiss saying: "I will go to McDonald's, but I will not order beef." No Squiss has ever killed less than thirteen thousand Swiss cows. The saying almost makes sense, but Swiss folk logic never really makes that much sense, so "interpretation is left up to the cows".

Dang, darn, here them Squits a'comin.