Retirement

By alittlebitdarkorange and catie on November 5, 2009

Flabby baby Jeremy waddled quickly towards the umbrella in the corner of the Pretzel Pantry. Stupid kids! Not thinking of the better pastries, but always settling for umbrellas. Ironically, Jeremy planned on eating the umbrella stand and using the umbrella as a utensil. Jeremy was fond of all types of nonsensical nonsense and only thought about his flubbering mischief.

"Gimme that tootsie pop gimme gimme more, Pops! Right now!" demanded Jeremy. Pops looked forlorn and was disappointed in his own stupidity. He shouldn't have let Jeremy live. Maybe if he moved to the Dominican borderlands, he could finally sleep peacefully.