Tuberculosis Contest

By alittlebitdarkorange and catie on November 6, 2009

Tuberculosis consumes over ten billion pieces of phlegm every second, but I am not a piece of phlegm so I don't worry too much about that. What I do worry about is how I might get a chance to get my hands on some of that sweet phlegm.

I've been obsessed with mucus for seventy minutes and love its slimy disposition. A dream of mine is to hold a contest to see who can stuff the most chunky phlegm into their pockets and run into my basement (and back again) before the tuberculosis gets their pants all tuberculosisy and consumptiony.